Frightening or funny, I don't know maybe both.

For youth group on Sunday, we did a Bowie wide scavenger hunt... more like a mini Amazing Race. We had uneven teams (it depended on how many people could fit into each vehicle) and there were about 10 clues. The first clue led us to Old Navy which is right by Macy's, and we could get bonus points for getting the store hours there. So my group of four split into two teams, one went to Old Navy to get the next clue, and the other (which was my friend and I) went to Macy's.

When we were dropped off at Macy's, the wind started to amp up... ALOT. Dirt was hitting my leg so hard it drew blood. We got the store hours and started walking over to meet the rest of our team at Old Navy when the rain started. Instead of the usual drizzle at the beginning, it started more like we walked under a freaking waterfall. The rain was so bad we could hardly see in front of our nose, but to make it even BETTER, the wind began to blow EXTREMELY HARD. I grabbed onto a lamp post as my friend was BLOWN OFF HIS FEET in the middle of the parking lot. When we recovered we made a mad dash to a dumpster which we hid behind until the storm quieted a little, then charged into Old Navy.

The rest of the day went well, except for the fact that my team lost and KO KIDs team just had to win but it was pretty fun.

GO TWINS!! (Yes I am giving up on the Mariners this year)

I wonder if I would become smarter if I dyed my hair black... or went bald. But then I'd be ugly so I guess I'll just stay blonde.

Night at the ballpark.

We went to go see the Orioles play the Twins last night at Camden Yards. My dad is a Twins fan so he took our whole family and one of my friends to watch the Twins beat the O's 5-0. The Orioles were exciting to watch, not because of how they played (they sucked BAD) but because the Manager, 1st basemen, and 1st base coach were all ejected for arguing a call. I don't think the manager is to fond of his hat either... LOL. Also, some idiot decided it would be smart to run on the field and interrupt the game for at least five minutes. HAHAHA he was awesome!

Well I have a friend coming over so I got to go so see yah!

I AM BEAUTIFUL NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE ME SOME MUFFINS!

New layout...

I got really bored of how my blog looked so I gave it a makeover... hope you like it!

Also my friend, Inch (can't say real name without permission) started a blog which is right here...http://inchbyinchtogod.blogspot.com/. So check out his blog please or just read mine because I am far more interesting and beautiful and I use Oldspice body wash... haha.

Peace yall... SHUT UP I'M FROM OKLAHOMA SO I CAN TALK LIKE THAT IF I WANNA!!

Yes that was the random thing...

HOT!

HOT HOT HOT!! It feels like it is freaking 100 degrees out there... its actually only 91 but its humid :(. It has also thundered and rained off and on the last few days. It is so hot, I have not played basketball all WEEK... and that says ALOT. Ko Kid and I have tennis in the mornings and even that is hot even though it is only from 9am though 11am. Plus my room is probably 80 degrees so there is nowhere to cool off... sigh.

Oh ya and because of the STUPID RAIN, our lawn is back to life, so guess who gets to mow the lawn tomorrow!? PSYCHO B!! I kid... I do. Sigh. I'll probably pass and die of heat exhaustion, and that would make you all cry.

Why is Maryland's weather being so... extreme this year? I mean, we had a record amount of snow, then we have a drought, then we had the largest earthquake ever on the east coast last week and now it has to be SO HOT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Why don't you get out of my life and SHUT UP!?

CHALUPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a new favorite food......... CHALUPAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! Yum! I'm making myself hungry I think I got to write about something else or I'll get mad.

According to my bro, I am the most annoying person on "Earf". How am I annoying? I AM PERFECT... right? I mean all I ever do is scare him and call him a giraficorn or elemonkey (lol I am weird) and jack my moms phone and text people that I hardly know... yeah.... I am definitely NOT annoying.

Oh ya, Psycho B says that I 'owe' him my silly bands. What?? NO WAY. He thinks that I have to give him mine because he PURPOSEFULLY broke one that KO Kid gave to him. Makes alot of sense, right? Sometimes I really don't understand these crazy Americans.

Last random thing, we had an earth quake this morning!!! Or last night IDK. Fun! It sucks though, because it destroyed nothing so no excitement. LAME.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Guitar?

Haha yah that guitar gadget at the top is AWESOME. just click on it with your mouse and have fun... its keyboard activated.

AWESOME.

No, just shut up and jump off a cliff you stupid Girafficorn.

Happy Birthday tooooooooo...

UNCLE WALTER WART THE FREAKY FROG!!

My mom wrote 41 things that make my 41 year old uncle "awesome". Ha, "awesome". Well, I think I'll do my own list of things that make my uncle WHO HE IS.

I'm not gonna count the things because I don't think I have the attention span to do 41.

Here we go - You are BALD. (my mom used that about 40 times... out of her 41 things LOL)

- You are MY uncle. (could it get any amazing than that?)

- You do my bidding... maybe not.

- You can make anyone laugh. Even my mom. That is hard to do.

- You react to almost everything with a big smile... like the time we bought you glasses and diapers for your 4oth birthday or the time Abby stepped in dog poop and then somehow got it on your shirt...

- You like the Seahawks and Mariners. Unlike that pathetic excuse for an uncle that goes by Josh... I KID.

- You can annoy my mom. YAH!!

- You are just plain... WEIRD. Remember last year in Spokane when we were getting our photo taken... who's butt were you pinching again? Weirdo...

- You spend time with your family.

- You look scary when your walking around... you look like your about to kill somebody when you walk.

- You kind of look like Chris Daughtry... dang I have no pictures of my uncle!!!!

- You smell like a sweaty old man.

- You have an awesome goatee. I have to put some good things in...

- You are short.

- You have a big ego. You really should try to be humble, like me!

- You met Derek Jeter at a restaurant. At least thats what you told me...

- You never lie. OK yah, thats probably a lie.

- You are as mature as ME! You can take that either way.

- You are able to comment on my moms blog while you are at work...

- You should be able to comment on mine to!

- You do the best you can at everything... even if that is still pathetic.

- You are hilarious.

Happy 41st shorty!! Hope your day is great, and when you blow out those candles, maybe you should wish to be taller than your awesome nephew. Or for awesome hair like your nephew. Or maybe you can wish that Seattle can win something. Oh yah, while your at it, you may as well wish for a girafficorn (Unicorn and giraffe mixed) that is as intelligent as me and will poop out McDonald's employees and puke out chalupas. Just saying :)

You either agree with me or YOU ARE WRONG.

Psycho B is almost as funny as I am haha!

So far today, Psycho B has made me laugh almost nonstop. Just thought I would post two of the things he has said today.

1. Psycho B was whining ALOT and I couldn't get him to stop so I sat him on my lap and told him he would have to sit there until he was quite. HE WOULD NOT SHUT HIS MOUTH!!! So... I made him look straight at me and stare at this face for five minutes.

Yep, it worked really well, he was quite, except for an occasional whimper of fear... I was being completely silent and wasn't moving. Haha. So five minutes later, I dismissed him and while he was walking away, he turned, glared, and screamed "YOU STUPID JEWK! (I think he men't JERK) ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCARE PEOPLE AND POOP YOUR UGLY PANTS!!! GO AWAY JEWK!!" haha yep, he is a classy one.

About an hour later, I came down stairs and didn't see my dad smoking outside, so I asked Psycho B where dad was. His response?

"Dad? ohhhhh, well he is upstairs taking a BIG poop. Ya, it's probably really BIG!"

Ummmm, ok then. TMI!! Thank You Psycho B.

The only thing I hate more than Duke basketball is... DUKE FANS!

RAIN!!!

Never have I ever thought I would be happy to see rain. We have been in a LONG drought over the past two weeks or so and it FINALLY began to rain this morning... YEAH!!!

Well maybe not. This rain is already getting on my nerves because now there is NOTHING to do except for sit around until my friend across the street wakes up, and he usually is asleep until noon. Ugh.

I am supposed to go to Hershey Park on tuesday with my youth group, but the STUPID forecast says that there will be scattered thunderstorms. UGH!!!!! I'll be really bummed out if that is cancelled.

Well that is all for now, though I might write another post today if I am still bored.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU JUST THREW THST OLD MAN DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!

Vacation recovery...

Sorry about my long break, I've been tired all week! I got back from vacation on Sunday night. I think I'll just describe my vacation today because I'm still kinda tired.

In february, KO KID and I qualified from Tae Kwon Do National Championships after we both placed in our first tournament. Nationals was held in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida this year and we had to check in on July 1st. So we headed out in our giant van on Monday, slept in North Carolina that night, and left for Orlando Tuesday.

On Wednesday, we went to SeaWorld. It was pretty fun, but I managed to lose my back pack that had about $100 and my iPod. Luckily, this was found at the Lost and Found, but soon after that I lost my day old sun glasses on a roller coaster. Kind of a frustrating day :(

We finally got to Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday (the 1st of July) and checked in. We had forms competition the following morning. Neither me nor Ko Kid placed. The way they did forms was they had two people do their form at the same time, and five judges would vote on who they thought did best. I won my first round, and in the second, four out of five judges voted for me, but they got my competitor and my name confused, and moved him on instead of me. We didn't find out what happened until it was to late.

Saturday morning was sparring competition. Ko Kid took first and I took a silver. 27 out of 30 competitors on our team (East Coast Martial Arts) medaled and we all took home the first place trophy.

It was a fun and tiring week and I don't think I described it very well but I'm tired and if you don't like it well... I don't know, just get a chalupa at Taco Bell.

I hate waking up and realizing I live with other people.