Back from...

Rome!! I spent eight days there with my dad and OJ. It was pretty fun... alot of walking though. We visited so many places I'm not even going to name where we went. We also tried to go to Pompeii... but that trip was a total failure. Read about that on my moms blog.

What I learned about Italy.

People there are mostly polite.

Alot of Europeans don't shower. Trust me, I could smell it.

The streets are SO CONFUSING.

You almost never get to sit down on the subway... it's usually packed.

The food is UNBELIEVABLE. I had the best pasta, ravioli, pizza, lasagna, gelato, and cake I've ever had.

Europeans LOVE Nutella. I gotta agree with them on that!

You can't throw a rock without hitting a church in Rome.

Everyone is going to have lung cancer there... so many people smoking cigarets its not even funny.

Pickpockets suck. I didn't get my pocket picked once.

I'm gonna post pictures tomorrow. Maybe...

Good to be back home!

Oh yah, UNC starts their basketball season today!! Lets Go Heels!!

Video 4

Video 3

HAHAHAH

Video 2

Video 1

There are 4 videos its faster if I do them in separate posts :)

I'm leaving... for 8 days haha.

I'm leaving for 8 days... I can't post where I am going but I will when I get back!!

Happy (belated) Halloween everyone! Psycho B went trick or treating for the first time without going home scared!! haha! I wasn't home though because my friend decided to have a party for our church youth group.

The party was AWESOME! About five people (including me) bought decorations and came early to decorate some class rooms in the churchs Religion Center. I bought a bunch of stuff including a fog machine and spider webs, and I dressed up as a gorilla! We did a haunted house thing with me as the main attraction... Gorillas jumping out of a dark class room filled with fog is usually SCARY. HAHA.

We also did some Ghost Story hunters thing, which our youth group will post a video on YouTube about it. I'll post a link when they upload the video.

Then at the end me and my friend poked a hole in a balloon and sucked up the helium... WHO KNEW MY VOICE COULD GET SO HIGH!!! I'll post a video of that to when I get back home... Just remind me with a comment please :)

WELL BYE

How do you not know...

Many people amaze me with their lack of knowledge of how to do stuff... so I decided to make a list of things I have noticed over the years. So...

How do you not know...?

How to comment on a blog - My friend cannot figure out how to comment... some people amaze me with their inability to do simple things.

How to turn on a TV - I'm talking about myself...

How to make toast - My friend across the street can't do it.

Your phone number - Alot of people can't even remember their own number... pathetic.

Your house address - Ya I know people that don't know their house address too. HAAAA!

What day it is - Alot of people can't remember what day it is.

How to SHUT UP - I just asked my sister that while I was typing... :/

How to hit a target with a gun at POINT BLANK range - My mom...

What you want as a gift - Haha those people are so indecisive and LAME... O thats me... :(

How many people are in your family - I've actually answered that question incorrectly before.

That I will kill you - Haha just kidding.

Well thats all... for now.

Ya shout out to the idiot that was telling me he can't figure out how to comment... I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!!!!!!! haaaaa...

My football predictions have been pretty bad...

Wow...

I just scrolled down and saw my NFL predictions from September... and halfway through the season, I have picked every division champion incorrectly. Of course we are only halfway through, and there HAS to be a couple changes before the season is all said and done... but wow. My predictions don't look too good right now.

More complaining now!!

JK bye

Complaining...

Owwwwwww my mouth hurts!! Its been sore all week... I just got full braces and it SUCKS!! At least I have gotten to eat pudding and spaghetti and nothing else.

My mom needs a life!! Always blogging and arranging marriages and texting me!! Find something to do!! haha.

I want a Facebook... my mom said I would get one in a couple weeks... a couple weeks ago.

The weather is weird. My sisters are loud. I am BORED. Oh and I HATE math. Its hard. Hard stuff is not good. Just saying.

The Phillies lost!! Wait why I am complaining... I'm not even a Phillies fan...

Hey the Seahawks won AGAIN!! Wait I'm supposed to be complaining...

Why can't the stupid lap-top correct my spelling just like my iPhone?? It's not really helping if you tell me I spelled spaghetti wrong and then you don't even fix it!

Can't summer come back... I want summer. Give it to me. Now.

Hmmmmm what else can I complain about without offending anyone...

Why does AT&T have to be so... bad? Why do Seattle sports teams always fail? Why do video games have to have glitches? Why did Simon leave American Idol? Now American Idol is pointless.

I think my mind is pretty much blank of complaints right now... I'm actually in a good mood today but I want to be in a bad mood so I can hurt people and not feel bad about it.

Peace out!

jerks

Hello...

Hey,

I have not been on my blog in SOOOOO long. But I have a good excuse... the only problem is you can't know why :(. Sorry.

I'm on my moms laptop right now so I don't have the picture, but I got my halloween costume! Gorilla suit haha!

We all drove down to Philly on saturday, which also happened to be the same day of a playoff home game for the Phillys, and it was crazy down there. We ate at Geno's (Famous cheesesteak place) and kinda wandered pointlessly around the city all day.

Hmmmm what else has been happening... Oh yah, the Seahawks are 3-2!! YES!! They play Arizona next week and whoever wins will be in first place in the NFC West. GO SEAHAWKS!!

OJ, my dad, and I will all be going to Italy in early November. OJ is more excited than me... I'm really excited for the food though... I don't really like vacations unless its a visit with our cousins.

Oh yah, we quit karate/tae kwon do or whatever it was. I'm thinking of another sport I would like to do. I really want to do football, but that would take some convincing of my dad. LOL.

Facebook! I should be getting a Facebook SOON. Don't know exactly when but maybe by november. Maybe.

Well I'll try to post alot this month to make up for my long absence... it was pretty long, huh? TTYL

YOU SUCK!

I hear that VERY often... from Psycho B. Its my fault too. He sits and watches when I play Madden and I think he hears me say 'You SUCK!' like every five minutes to the players in the game. I bring it upon myself too, when I let him play and LET him win. I really gotta beat him next time to teach him WHO SUCKS!!!

He says it when we play football too. I'll fumble the ball on purpose and miss tackles and I guess I'm a good actor because the only thing he tells me after we are done is... YOU SUCK!!

No Psycho B... lets get this straight... I AM AMAZING. Now you bow down and praise me!

I AM THE GREATEST, soooo...

PRAISE ME!!!

ahaha...

And the baby is...

A boy!! Now Psycho B will have someone to hang out with when I go to college (other than his sisters... but sisters SUCK... jk)

Also means I gotta find him a nickname for my blog

The King?? (that's what his name means)

Peace out

Oh ya... GO SEAHAWKS!

Seahawks in the playoffs... LOL... but VERY possible

Ok... on Sunday morning I was VERY excited for the Seahawks season to start, even though I thought that there was no WAY they were going to beat the 49ers and there was DEFINATELY no way they could win their division. The 49ers were just WAY to talented and Seattle looked like the best they could hope for is decency.

Sunday evening I was on my way to youth group and the Seahawks were leading the 49ers 14-6 at halftime, but I still thought they were going to lose but I was proud of them for actaully scoring two touchdowns.

I got home that night, after Seattle had cruised to a 31-6 victory. I was shocked, and I finally had a little hope for the season. Maybe they will make the playoffs... the Cardinals and Rams are PATHETIC, and who knows what is wrong with the 49ers.

Seattle takes on a decent Denver Broncos team this week as the 49ers have the pain of playing last years Superbowl Champs, the New Orleans Saints. If Seattle can beat Denver, and the Saints beat down San Fransisco like I expect them to, that will give the Seahawks an early two game lead over the 49ers... and that can go a LONG way.

Th Seahawks do have one more game against the 49ers this year and they do play the Saints also, but if they win this week, that will turn Seattle into the favorite to win the NFC West and make the playoffs


GOOOO SEAHAWKS!!

NFL Predictions - Part 2

This is gonna be hard but I said I would try.


NFC

NFC East - 1. Washington Redskins (11-5)

2. New York Giants (10-6)

3. Dallas Cowboys (9-7)

4. Philadelphia Eagles (8-8)

NFC North - 1. Minnesota Vikings (12-4)

2. Green Bay Packers (11-5)

3. Detriot Lions (7-9)

4. Chicago Bears (6-10)

NFC South - 1. New Orleans Saints (10-6)

2. Atlanta Falcons (9-7)

3. Carolina Panthers (7-9)

4. Tampa Bay Buccanears (4-12)

NFC West - 1. San Fransico 49ers (9-7)

2. Seattle Seahawks (8-8)

3. Arizona Cardinals (5-11)

4. St. Louis Rams (4-12)


AFC

AFC East - 1. Miami Dolphins (10-6)

2. New York Jets (10-6)

3. New England Patriots (9-7)

4. Buffalo Bills (5-11)

AFC North - Baltimore Ravens (12-4)

Cinncinatti Bengals (10-6)

Pittsburge Steelers (6-10)

Cleveland Browns (3-13)

AFC South - Indianapolis Colts (14-2)

Tennessee Titans (9-7)

Houston Texans (9-7)

Jacksonville Jaguers (5-11)

AFC West - San Diego Chargers (11-5)

Denver Broncos (8-8)

Oakland Raiders (6-10)

Kansas City Chiefs (4-12)



PLAYOFFS - NFC

1. (Bye) Minnesota Vikings (12-4)
2. (Bye) Washinton Redskins (11-5)
3. New Orleans Saints (10-6)
4. San Fransisco 49ers (9-7)
5. (wildcard) Green Bay Packers
6. (wildcard) New York Giants

AFC

1. (Bye) Indianapolis Colts (14-2)
2. (Bye) Baltimore Ravens (12-4)
3. San Diego Chargers (11-5)
4. Miami Dolphins (10-6)
5. (wildcard) New York Jets (10-6)
6. (wildcard) Cinncinatti Bengals (10-6)




NFC Champ - Minnesota Vikings

AFC Champ - Baltimore Ravens


Superbowl 44 Champ... MINNESOTA VIKINGS

ya I said it

Oops

Sorry about the last post being messy but my blog is being stupid and I don't know how to fix it so just deal with it haha.

I AM THE BEST!!!

NFL Predictions.

I'm gonna give this a try... predicting awards today... tomorrow I'm predicting how the teams will do.

MVP - Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers He is hyped up a TON but with all the weapons he has and this being his 3rd season as starting Quarterback, he can only get better and I can really see him passing for 5000 yards (5000!!) and 40 TD's. Yah those are pretty bloated numbers but he is capable and I also think the Packers are going to be a threat to the Vikings in the NFC North.

Offensive Player of the Year - Minnesota Vikings RB Adrian Peterson He is a freak of nature when it comes to talent, and if he can become a smarter player he will become HANDS DOWN better than any other running back. Even better than Chris Johnson.

Defensive Player of the Year - San Francisco 49ers LB Patrick Willis A tackle machine in his first two years with the 49ers, Willis will take the next step to super stardom this year not only leading the league in tackles but also posting 5 sacks and 5 interceptions.

Rookie of the Year - St. Louis Rams QB Sam Bradford I have my doubts about Bradford... but WOW has he been good this preseason. It may only be the preseason but he has the starting job in the bag and will really help the Lambs... I mean Rams... offense. Though the La... RAMS... will still only win 4 games.

Offensive Rookie of the year - Sam Bradford... Its a different award but Bradford will take both.

Defensive Rookie of the year - Seattle Seahawks Safety Earl Thomas Thomas is already starting for the pathetic Seattle defense and wow did he impress in the preseason... His touchdown on his interception off Brett Favre showed how FAST he is and I think he is going to really produce this year.

Comeback Player of the Year - New York Jets RB Ladainian Tomilson After being booted out of San Diego, where he made a name for himself, he joined the run

happy New York Jets, who also have a terrific offensive line. Though I don't personally think

that the Jets will live up to their Superbowl hype, I do think that L.T. will surprise everyone

and show that he still has something left.

Breakout Player of the Year - Philadelphia Eagles QB Kevin Kolb A pretty obvious choice

since the Eagles are handing him the starting job after trading McNabb, and Kolb does have

AMAZING talent on his side with WR's Desean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin and Kevin Curtis,

to go with a top notch Tight End. Expect Kolb to throw at least 25 TD's this year and keep

the Eagles in the playoff hunt.

FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!

OH YEAH FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS NEXT WEEK!!!! I'm so excited for this season... first reason is because my Seahawks (YES THEY ARE MINE) are almost completely different from last year and they have a real chance for the playoffs... even if thats only because their division sucks.

Second reason??? Well my dad is a Minnesota Vikings fan, so I kind of like them to, and they look like Superbowl contenders right now with Brett 'I will never retire' Favre (is he 100 years old yet?) Adrian Peterson, Jared Allen, the Williams Wall, and pretty good receiving corps. Hopefully if the Seasquacks don't do well the Vikes can make a Superbowl run.

Third reason??? Ummmm... I love football. I also love the Indianapolis Colts so I have another team to turn to if Seattle and Minnesota fail me. Soooooo... GO SEAHAWKS!!

Where did my summer go??

That is a question I have been asking myself daily. I had just started to enjoy my summer when school has to pop up around the corner. I guess this summer was pretty fun with Tae Kwon Do Nationals and I got to hang out with my friends way more than usual but I never stopped to enjoy it.

As soon as my summer began I was stressing about Nationals... I get nervous about that kinda stuff. But when I get there I completely forget that people are watching me and I do better than I expect... I'm still upset that I didn't do better. Then when I got back home it was July and I remember enjoying myself for about three weeks but as soon as August began I was back to worrying about the end of summer. So I feel like I only had a month of summer. :(

I don't know why I haven't posted at all lately... Ok I do... I've been to lazy. OK? Laziness is part of me... not a good thing but whatever.

Did anyone outside of the DC area hear about the moron that walked into some Discovery Operations Center (or whatever it is) with a gun, and bombs strapped to him... Oh and he had a 'Dead mans switch' (Its like a trigger... if the person lets go of the trigger the bombs go off so you have to be careful about shooting them) Well I guess this dude wanted Discovery to do more to save the planet and discourage humans from having babies... haha he even said that the world did not need humans. So he walked into the building and took three hostages and spoke over the phone with the police for awhile. Even after he hung up, the police were watching him by camera and as soon as he pulled out his gun and threatened the hostages... down he went... even if the sniper didn't kill him, his bombs did, because as soon as he was shot, there was a tiny explosion on his back... looks like he wasn't an explosives expert because I think the explosion was supposed to be bigger hahaha.

I don't feel like posting random randomness right now

42nd!!

O wow its my dads 42nd birthday today... my parents got old so fast LOL. I still remember when he turned 35... I was only 8 back then and for me to remember that is pretty good(I have a terrible memory)

The Mariners game (It was at the Orioles but the Orioles are so bad that I will call it the Mariners game) that I went to was AWESOME. Seattle won 4-0 but the best parts were just being able to go to a Mariners game for the first time and sitting next to the loudest fan at the park... Psycho B!! He the bomb :)

Also, I said last week that the Spokane Shock were in the Arena Bowl Championship... THEY WON!!! GO SHOCK!!!

Just a little excited.

Wow I keep meaning to write but I always forget... I haven't been on the computer much lately. NOOOOO! SCHOOL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER... not excited about that >:(. What I am excited about is the weather is FINALLY cooling down and I have been able to wear jeans (I LOVE JEANS) and NFL pre-season just started which means the regular season is very soon!! GO SEAHAWKS!! Hey I'm only gonna say this once... Seattle is back this year so WATCH OUT... Oh great, I said it and everyone will be laughing by December.

I'm going to ANOTHER Orioles game tonight... BECAUSE THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE IN TOWN!!! I don't care how bad they are I am still EXCITED to see them swing and miss and throwing the ball away and... yeah they suck but I am still ready because the O's suck too (EAT IT O's FANS!!)

One last thing too! The entire side of my moms family resides in Spokane, Washington, and they have an Arena Football team there... The Spokane Shock. The Shock have already won 3 championships in like six or seven years and they are playing for another one on Friday night and my aunt and uncle will be there... the coolest part? NFL Network has been showing Arena Football games on National TV this year and I AM GOING TO WATCH THEM WIN!! GO SHOCK!

Why don't you get out of my life and shut up!

Super Bowl contenders or busts?

The team I'm talking about is the Cincinnati Bengals. I've always liked the Bengals despite their losing ways, mostly because of Chad Ocho Cinco and their exciting offense. As much as I like Mr. Ocho Cinco, he can still be a pain with his weird antics. But the Bengals have never seemed to be distracted by that, and last year they made it to the playoffs behind a resurgent running game. They kept all of the important pieces of their team this year, and also added key additions in the draft and free agency, such as a talented rookie tight end, Wide Receivers Terrell Owens and Antonio Bryant, and Corner Back Adam Jones.

Terrell Owens? Every football fan knows of his reputation of being a terrible team mate and a HUGE DISTRACTION. Just ask the 49er's, Eagles and Cowboys. All three of these talented teams always fell short of their goals, alot of it due to Owens selfishness. Antonio Bryant is also a trouble maker off the field and an unreliable receiver though he is talented. Then there is ultra talented Adam 'Pacman' Jones. He has gotten rid of that 'Pacman' thing but what does that mean about his 'new attitude'. Nothing. He has alot to prove after missing all of last year after being cut by the Cowboys just a year after he was readmitted to the NFL following a long suspension.

So what will happen. Only God can know but I hope for their sake that this all turns out.

Do I have to say anything? Some people are just... weird.

Enough said. I am not the idiot. He is. LOL.What is he trying to do?

Ok then, who the heck does he think he is?! LOOK AT HIM!!!! HE THINKS HE IS SO COOL!!
Ha!!! Who's cool now!! HAHA!

I'll write more about this tomorrow when I get the time... but really hahaha!

Frightening or funny, I don't know maybe both.

For youth group on Sunday, we did a Bowie wide scavenger hunt... more like a mini Amazing Race. We had uneven teams (it depended on how many people could fit into each vehicle) and there were about 10 clues. The first clue led us to Old Navy which is right by Macy's, and we could get bonus points for getting the store hours there. So my group of four split into two teams, one went to Old Navy to get the next clue, and the other (which was my friend and I) went to Macy's.

When we were dropped off at Macy's, the wind started to amp up... ALOT. Dirt was hitting my leg so hard it drew blood. We got the store hours and started walking over to meet the rest of our team at Old Navy when the rain started. Instead of the usual drizzle at the beginning, it started more like we walked under a freaking waterfall. The rain was so bad we could hardly see in front of our nose, but to make it even BETTER, the wind began to blow EXTREMELY HARD. I grabbed onto a lamp post as my friend was BLOWN OFF HIS FEET in the middle of the parking lot. When we recovered we made a mad dash to a dumpster which we hid behind until the storm quieted a little, then charged into Old Navy.

The rest of the day went well, except for the fact that my team lost and KO KIDs team just had to win but it was pretty fun.

GO TWINS!! (Yes I am giving up on the Mariners this year)

I wonder if I would become smarter if I dyed my hair black... or went bald. But then I'd be ugly so I guess I'll just stay blonde.

Night at the ballpark.

We went to go see the Orioles play the Twins last night at Camden Yards. My dad is a Twins fan so he took our whole family and one of my friends to watch the Twins beat the O's 5-0. The Orioles were exciting to watch, not because of how they played (they sucked BAD) but because the Manager, 1st basemen, and 1st base coach were all ejected for arguing a call. I don't think the manager is to fond of his hat either... LOL. Also, some idiot decided it would be smart to run on the field and interrupt the game for at least five minutes. HAHAHA he was awesome!

Well I have a friend coming over so I got to go so see yah!

I AM BEAUTIFUL NOW SHUT UP AND MAKE ME SOME MUFFINS!

New layout...

I got really bored of how my blog looked so I gave it a makeover... hope you like it!

Also my friend, Inch (can't say real name without permission) started a blog which is right here...http://inchbyinchtogod.blogspot.com/. So check out his blog please or just read mine because I am far more interesting and beautiful and I use Oldspice body wash... haha.

Peace yall... SHUT UP I'M FROM OKLAHOMA SO I CAN TALK LIKE THAT IF I WANNA!!

Yes that was the random thing...

HOT!

HOT HOT HOT!! It feels like it is freaking 100 degrees out there... its actually only 91 but its humid :(. It has also thundered and rained off and on the last few days. It is so hot, I have not played basketball all WEEK... and that says ALOT. Ko Kid and I have tennis in the mornings and even that is hot even though it is only from 9am though 11am. Plus my room is probably 80 degrees so there is nowhere to cool off... sigh.

Oh ya and because of the STUPID RAIN, our lawn is back to life, so guess who gets to mow the lawn tomorrow!? PSYCHO B!! I kid... I do. Sigh. I'll probably pass and die of heat exhaustion, and that would make you all cry.

Why is Maryland's weather being so... extreme this year? I mean, we had a record amount of snow, then we have a drought, then we had the largest earthquake ever on the east coast last week and now it has to be SO HOT. AHHHHHHHHHHHH....

Why don't you get out of my life and SHUT UP!?

CHALUPAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a new favorite food......... CHALUPAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! Yum! I'm making myself hungry I think I got to write about something else or I'll get mad.

According to my bro, I am the most annoying person on "Earf". How am I annoying? I AM PERFECT... right? I mean all I ever do is scare him and call him a giraficorn or elemonkey (lol I am weird) and jack my moms phone and text people that I hardly know... yeah.... I am definitely NOT annoying.

Oh ya, Psycho B says that I 'owe' him my silly bands. What?? NO WAY. He thinks that I have to give him mine because he PURPOSEFULLY broke one that KO Kid gave to him. Makes alot of sense, right? Sometimes I really don't understand these crazy Americans.

Last random thing, we had an earth quake this morning!!! Or last night IDK. Fun! It sucks though, because it destroyed nothing so no excitement. LAME.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Guitar?

Haha yah that guitar gadget at the top is AWESOME. just click on it with your mouse and have fun... its keyboard activated.

AWESOME.

No, just shut up and jump off a cliff you stupid Girafficorn.

Happy Birthday tooooooooo...

UNCLE WALTER WART THE FREAKY FROG!!

My mom wrote 41 things that make my 41 year old uncle "awesome". Ha, "awesome". Well, I think I'll do my own list of things that make my uncle WHO HE IS.

I'm not gonna count the things because I don't think I have the attention span to do 41.

Here we go - You are BALD. (my mom used that about 40 times... out of her 41 things LOL)

- You are MY uncle. (could it get any amazing than that?)

- You do my bidding... maybe not.

- You can make anyone laugh. Even my mom. That is hard to do.

- You react to almost everything with a big smile... like the time we bought you glasses and diapers for your 4oth birthday or the time Abby stepped in dog poop and then somehow got it on your shirt...

- You like the Seahawks and Mariners. Unlike that pathetic excuse for an uncle that goes by Josh... I KID.

- You can annoy my mom. YAH!!

- You are just plain... WEIRD. Remember last year in Spokane when we were getting our photo taken... who's butt were you pinching again? Weirdo...

- You spend time with your family.

- You look scary when your walking around... you look like your about to kill somebody when you walk.

- You kind of look like Chris Daughtry... dang I have no pictures of my uncle!!!!

- You smell like a sweaty old man.

- You have an awesome goatee. I have to put some good things in...

- You are short.

- You have a big ego. You really should try to be humble, like me!

- You met Derek Jeter at a restaurant. At least thats what you told me...

- You never lie. OK yah, thats probably a lie.

- You are as mature as ME! You can take that either way.

- You are able to comment on my moms blog while you are at work...

- You should be able to comment on mine to!

- You do the best you can at everything... even if that is still pathetic.

- You are hilarious.

Happy 41st shorty!! Hope your day is great, and when you blow out those candles, maybe you should wish to be taller than your awesome nephew. Or for awesome hair like your nephew. Or maybe you can wish that Seattle can win something. Oh yah, while your at it, you may as well wish for a girafficorn (Unicorn and giraffe mixed) that is as intelligent as me and will poop out McDonald's employees and puke out chalupas. Just saying :)

You either agree with me or YOU ARE WRONG.

Psycho B is almost as funny as I am haha!

So far today, Psycho B has made me laugh almost nonstop. Just thought I would post two of the things he has said today.

1. Psycho B was whining ALOT and I couldn't get him to stop so I sat him on my lap and told him he would have to sit there until he was quite. HE WOULD NOT SHUT HIS MOUTH!!! So... I made him look straight at me and stare at this face for five minutes.

Yep, it worked really well, he was quite, except for an occasional whimper of fear... I was being completely silent and wasn't moving. Haha. So five minutes later, I dismissed him and while he was walking away, he turned, glared, and screamed "YOU STUPID JEWK! (I think he men't JERK) ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCARE PEOPLE AND POOP YOUR UGLY PANTS!!! GO AWAY JEWK!!" haha yep, he is a classy one.

About an hour later, I came down stairs and didn't see my dad smoking outside, so I asked Psycho B where dad was. His response?

"Dad? ohhhhh, well he is upstairs taking a BIG poop. Ya, it's probably really BIG!"

Ummmm, ok then. TMI!! Thank You Psycho B.

The only thing I hate more than Duke basketball is... DUKE FANS!

RAIN!!!

Never have I ever thought I would be happy to see rain. We have been in a LONG drought over the past two weeks or so and it FINALLY began to rain this morning... YEAH!!!

Well maybe not. This rain is already getting on my nerves because now there is NOTHING to do except for sit around until my friend across the street wakes up, and he usually is asleep until noon. Ugh.

I am supposed to go to Hershey Park on tuesday with my youth group, but the STUPID forecast says that there will be scattered thunderstorms. UGH!!!!! I'll be really bummed out if that is cancelled.

Well that is all for now, though I might write another post today if I am still bored.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU JUST THREW THST OLD MAN DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!

Vacation recovery...

Sorry about my long break, I've been tired all week! I got back from vacation on Sunday night. I think I'll just describe my vacation today because I'm still kinda tired.

In february, KO KID and I qualified from Tae Kwon Do National Championships after we both placed in our first tournament. Nationals was held in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida this year and we had to check in on July 1st. So we headed out in our giant van on Monday, slept in North Carolina that night, and left for Orlando Tuesday.

On Wednesday, we went to SeaWorld. It was pretty fun, but I managed to lose my back pack that had about $100 and my iPod. Luckily, this was found at the Lost and Found, but soon after that I lost my day old sun glasses on a roller coaster. Kind of a frustrating day :(

We finally got to Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday (the 1st of July) and checked in. We had forms competition the following morning. Neither me nor Ko Kid placed. The way they did forms was they had two people do their form at the same time, and five judges would vote on who they thought did best. I won my first round, and in the second, four out of five judges voted for me, but they got my competitor and my name confused, and moved him on instead of me. We didn't find out what happened until it was to late.

Saturday morning was sparring competition. Ko Kid took first and I took a silver. 27 out of 30 competitors on our team (East Coast Martial Arts) medaled and we all took home the first place trophy.

It was a fun and tiring week and I don't think I described it very well but I'm tired and if you don't like it well... I don't know, just get a chalupa at Taco Bell.

I hate waking up and realizing I live with other people.

Psycho B is 4!

Guess who's birthday it is?!?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4rth PSYCHOOOOOOOO BBBBB!!!!!!!! In honor of your unbelievably old age, here are 4 things that make you awesome.

1. You are extremely smart! For example, when the USA was playing Ghana in soccer yeaterday, I pronounced Ghana "Gahana" and you quickly jumped in to tell me that it was "gana". You are already making me feel stupid.

2. You are funny! Whether it is about sports, me, your imaginary nemesis Tom, or star wars, you always manage to make me laugh at least once a day. Looks like you are following in my giant footsteps perfectly!

3. You can annoy anyone! I have always worried that nobody would have the fun chore of annoying my mom when I go away to college... but looks like that was unnecessary. Good job Psycho B!

4. You are very outgoing and friendly. Whether it be boy or girl, old or young, smart or stupid, pathetic or amazing, Carolina or Duke (OK not duke!) you manage to get along with anyone with your bubbly personality!! ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF YOU FOLLOWING MY FOOTSTEPS!!

Happy Birthday to my favorite bro!!

Don't worry, I got your back.

using you as a shield...

Looks like Psycho B won't be the baby of the family, because...

My mom has another on the way. Haha yeah! Me and Psycho B are both named after popes (should I capitalize that?) and if the baby is a boy, he will also. So hopefully he won't be named Pius, Sylvester, Simpilicius or something stupid. Oh ya, I do realize that I broke my promise that I would post on friday or saturday or whatever day, but we had some friends from South Carolina over for the weekend and they have 6 kids so that was a little crazy. I also have my godmother over and am getting ready for Steubenville which I leave for on friday. Plus I am serving a funeral mass for the pastor of our church's dad, who passed away thursday.

Have a nice day!!

If you don't like my opinion of you, YOU can always improve!

What have I been doing the past three weeks?!

I completely forgot about my blog haha. I'm just gonna write about what has been going on the last few weeks.

I finished my freshman year on tuesday!!!! Haha yes now no one can make fun of me... I hope. My favorite baseball player, Ken Griffey Jr. retired and so I am not paying to much attention to baseball right now. That really makes me mad because I never got to go to one of his games and I am going to a game when the Mariners visit the Orioles later this year. Also, it seems like every ten minutes that i'm in a public place, Stephen Strasburg is mentioned about two thousand times.

I got to see some friends from Georgia yesterday, because they are in town (idk why) and today we went to the zoo with them. My favorite part of the zoo was lunch... the double cheeseburger I bought was the second best burger i've ever tasted (behind Five Guys).

Next friday (the 18th) I am going on a three day retreat in Ohio with my church's youth group. Then when I get back on the 20th, which also happens to be Fathers Day AND my birthday, I'll only be home for a week before I head down to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Tae Kwon Do Nationals.

Oh ya, I've decided that on every one of my posts from now on I'm going to type something completely random at the bottom... I don't know why but I just feel like doing that.

Ok hopefully I'll post tomorrow.

SHUT UP!! UNICORNS DO EXIST!!!!

Awsome basketball shot...

I have been really bored and the Flip Video Camera was at VERY LOW battery so I had only ONE TRY to make this shot on video.

My reaction looks so stupid haha.

If this happens I am going to be REALLLLLYYY MADDDD.

There are rumors that Future HOF Ken Griffey Jr. may be released by the Seattle Mariners this week. He is only batting .207 with no homers and apparently fell asleep in the teams clubhouse during a game. But he is still a leader of this team and makes everyone around him happier, such as Ichiro Suzuki. Also, with if Griffey leaves, that could really anger fiery left-fielder Milton Bradley, and when he gets mad... well it kinda ruins the teams moral. Just ask the Cubs.

DON'T RELEASE GRIFFEY!!!!!

Thinking...

Hmmmmmmm I have been trying to think of stuff to blog about but I can't think of anything soooooooooo... comment and give e ideas of what you would like me to write about and I will give my opinion on it.

Thank You

NOW START COMMENTING

AHHHHHHH...

Yeah for me!!! Yesterday, I decided to run home from my friends house and I ran about half of a mile before I had to stop!! LOL!! Haha, I haven't ran that far without stopping for two years because I usually start to wheeze. Freaking asthma!! I don't ever have problems playing sports like football and basketball, which really confuses me because those sports involve a TON of running. There is something wrong with me LOL!!! HALF A MILE!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!

Ouch

Haha Ben!! No rim hanging on that hoop!!

I think he was pretending to be Shaq. :)

Psycho B is a creep.

WOWOWOWOW. WEIRD. Can he be any creepier?

Hope you enjoy the weirdness of my brother and sisters LOL.

Will Drew Brees be cursed.

The Madden cover boy was just announced. It will be Super Bowl Champ New Orleans QB Drew Brees. Will he be cursed? NO. He is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL and Larry Fitzgerald had a great year last year. Even though Troy Polamalu, Fitzgerald's partner on the Madden cover last year, missed almost the entire season, he still played well when he did play.

Curses are not real. Brees will be OK. I think I wrote a post about the curse last year so go to my September posts and somewhere in there is a list of the players who where 'CURSED'.

Anyway. . . for those who love college basketball. . . For one more year, when we watch a Duke game, we will have the joy of watching Kyle Singler. He announced his return to school this week. Dang him.

I'll post something not about sports next time... I just need to think

A little bit about me...

I forgot what I was going to blog about today so I just decided to write a little bit about the amazing person that is ME.

Nick Names - JP, The JP, PJ, Almighty Supreme Leader (I gave myself that one LOL)

Favorite activities - Playing Basketball and Football, visiting my relatives, Youth Group, watching the Tar-Heels, watching the Mariners and Seahawks (maybe I don't like watching the Seahawks... it can get pretty miserable :(

Age - 14 turning 15 in June

Favorite Month - June DUH. End of school, Birthday, Watermelon

Favorite Bands - OneRepublic, Daughtry, Train, 3 Doors Down, Maroon 5, Muse, Foo Fighters

Favorite songs - 1. Stop and Stare - OneRepublic

2. All the Right Moves - OneRepublic

3. No Surprise - Daughtry

4. Uprising - Muse

5. This Ain't Goodbye - Train

Favorite Foods - Pasta, Pizza, BBQ Pulled Pork, Ice Cream, Frosting, Cookie Dough, Caesar Salad, Hamburger, Chicken Sandwich, Fried Chicken

Favorite Drink - Cream Soda

Favorite Restaurant - Five Guys (Hamburgers and Fries!!)

WAKE UP short, old, annoying, crazy, bald Uncle Walt.

HEY OLD GUY THAT ABUSES CHILDREN!!! WHERE ARE YOU AND YOUR STUPID (if hilarious) COMMENTS!!!!

For all those who don't know my popular Uncle Walter, just go to, my moms blog http://halfadozenproductions.blogspot.com/ and read the comment sections. He's so... I hate to say this a make is BIG ego BIGGER... funny. I feel like I'm about to throw up because I said that but I said it. YOU NEED A BLOG Walter Wort the Freaky Frog!!!

Oh ya, a couple things to say about sports... Joakim Noah is a big IDIOT. Does he ever shut up!? He talks garbage about two Future Hall of Famers (Kevin Garnett and LeBron) and he is only a decent starting center. And the Seattle Mariners could be REALLY good once Cliff Lee and Erik Bedard return. They already have King Felix and now Doug Fister is pitching like an All-Star. All they need is a little bit of offense and they could be contending for the World Series.

By the way, my uncle is not bald in that picture because that is like five years old.

Someone has to much fun on photo booth.

BUSY BUSY BUSY

So like 15 days ago I said I was going to post a lot more often... that turned out to be my last post till now. I forgot my password to my blog for a few days then it was the first week of school after spring break, then I had a really busy weekend. So its time to fulfill my promise. I should be posting everyday this week unless I forget the password again. LOL!

Sports top 5 topics - 1.UBALO JIMINEZ!!! (MLB) Is that how you spell his name. Well, if you watch baseball, you know who I'm talking about. The Colorado Rockies' pitcher threw the first no-hitter of the season friday.

2. BORING!!! (MLB) The St. Louis Cardinals and New York Mets played 20 innings friday night (and morning) until the Mets won 2-1. The game was scoreless until the 19th inning. Can you imagine watching that for 7 hours?!

3. NBA Playoffs. LeBron, Jamison, and the Cavilers go for their first Championship. . . but first they have to get past the Bulls, Celtics, Magic and maybe even Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. Oh yah, if you hate the NBA (like me) you can still boo the Lakers. Kobe is a jerk, Ron Artest is an

idiot, their coach is talking trash about OKC super-star Kevin Durant and THE LAKERS SUCK!

4. Who will win the Stanley Cup? I only pay attention to hockey during the Olympics and playoffs. Will the Washington Capitals win it this year? I hope so. They are the only hometown team that I cheer for.

5. Santonio to the Jets!?!? SuperBowl 43 hero Santonio Holmes was traded to the New York Jets for a... 5th round pick. He might have a bit of legal trouble but a 5th round pick!? WHATEVER.

My family just got two iPads. They are just like a giant iTouch but they almost never have to charge. They are pretty awesome.

Oh Yah... I got my haircut...

I am BACK

I am BACK EVERYONE!!!! Happy Easter and hopefully tomorrow is happy too! (Duke si playing Butler for the NCAA Championship! BEAT DUKE!!) I'm so happy to finally eat candy and play Madden after like 6 weeks.

RANDOM SUBJECT OF THE DAY (My new thing that I'm gonna do :)

HOT DOGS!!! - My new favorite food! I have always hated them and I always hated mustard until recently I started liking both (I don' know why) and i have about five or six hot dogs a week (NOT KIDDING) I usually slice it down the middle and broil it for like 10 minutes until its really crispy... I'll put a photo of my hot dog tomorrow :) I put mustard on the bun and then inside the crack I put in the hot dog. ITS SOO GOOD I HAD SIX IN ONE DAY ONCE!!!

LOL!! I'm gonna blog alot more often than I have lately... I have alot more time one my hands.

Happy Birthday OJ and KO Kid

Its OJ's Birthday today and uh, I forgot to right a post for KO Kids birthday. Happy 13th OJ!!! I didn't get you a present but just the fact that I AM YOUR BROTHER should be present enough.

And you, KO Jerk, Happy (belated) 17th Birthday. Congratulations on getting your license (Ko Kid is my chauffeur now, which equals a shorter life :) I didn't get you a present either (I never get anyone presents... I am selfish) but I gave you a role model... ME!!

I'm still expecting you guys to get me a present in June... a real one.

Happy Birthday!!!!

I can't 'snowboard'

This is kinda funny. My friend took this video in January. No I am not really mad when I am chasing him... its not like I have anger issues :)

Carolina Vs. Duke tomorrow... hopefully Carolina at least shows dignity...

Spring Training started this week for baseball CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON!!! GO MARINERS!!!

Hockey

Those stupid dirty Canadians >:|

New plan for the Tar-Heels basketball team.

That's it. They lost again. I REALLY CAN NOT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!!! Then we will have the top prospect since LeBron James (His name is Harrison Barnes and thats right... people are comparing him to LEBRON JAMES), a real point guard and someone that can shoot three's without making you puke. Heres an idea of what they should do for the rest of this year.

1. Move Larry Drew to shooting-guard and DON'T LET HIM PASS

2. Take some of the JV team and replace them with Marcus Ginyard and Leslie McDonald.

3. Bribe the NCAA to let them have Shaq play point guard for them. Thats how bad Larry PHEW is.

GO HEELS

Isn't my mom a great singer?

HAHA!!!

Trying out Flip Video's.

Bleh. I'll try a longer one some other time.

In your dreams...

Psycho B is sick right now. For some reason, he is a lot happier when he is sick. Last night, I asked him how he was doing, and unlike his usual "Go away, poop" he told me this long story about his "dream". In his story, the Seahawks were playing the Giants. TJ Houshmanzadeh scored 5 touchdowns and Tyler Hansbrough quit basketball and was for the Seahawks. Matt Hasselbeck scored a ton of TD's, as he said, and Adrian Peterson was in the stands cheering the Seahawks on. Also, Tony Romo was a cheerleader. HAHA!!

I wonder if someone in this house is brainwashing him with these carzy dreams?

BTW... GO USA!!! ONE MORE MIRACLE ON ICE!!!!!!

Under achievement.

If you like to watch conference games between two underachieving teams, than try out UNC vs. G.Tech. Both teams have slumped of late, but they are both extremely talented. Hopefully, the Heels can build off their win against NC State and strengthen their dwindling NCAA Tournament hopes.

GO HEELS!!!!!!!!

I'M BACK!!!!

HEEEEEEEEELLLLOOOO EVERYONE!!!! I'm finally back from my groundensationess and that is not a word. I can not WAIT for the baseball season... the basketball season has sucked. What the heck has happened to the Tar-Heels!!! BLEH!!! Why did the stupid Saints have to win? WHY!!!!!!!!!

Larry Drew II

All this college basketball season the Tar-Heels have had one huge problem... the play of their point guards, especially Larry Drew II (his dad played in the NBA and is an assistant coach for the Atlanta Hawks). But that all changed Sunday. The Tar Heels where down by six points in the second half of their ACC opener against V-Tech. Larry Drew only had two points, two turnovers and three fouls. When he came into the game I groaned, not knowing what he was about to do.

He quickly silenced me with two great steals, Ty Lawson caliber cross-overs, lay-ups and passes, helping the Tar-Heels take a one point lead. Than, he knocked down the teams first three pointer of the day. Than another that barley beat the shot-clock. The Heels won 78-64.

GO LARRY DREW!!!!

And why the heck did the Seahawks fire Jim Mora? Can't they give him another chance?

Psycho B is acting funny lately.

Psycho B is now the #1 Tar Heel fan!

He's also #1 dork :)