WAKE UP short, old, annoying, crazy, bald Uncle Walt.

HEY OLD GUY THAT ABUSES CHILDREN!!! WHERE ARE YOU AND YOUR STUPID (if hilarious) COMMENTS!!!!

For all those who don't know my popular Uncle Walter, just go to, my moms blog http://halfadozenproductions.blogspot.com/ and read the comment sections. He's so... I hate to say this a make is BIG ego BIGGER... funny. I feel like I'm about to throw up because I said that but I said it. YOU NEED A BLOG Walter Wort the Freaky Frog!!!

Oh ya, a couple things to say about sports... Joakim Noah is a big IDIOT. Does he ever shut up!? He talks garbage about two Future Hall of Famers (Kevin Garnett and LeBron) and he is only a decent starting center. And the Seattle Mariners could be REALLY good once Cliff Lee and Erik Bedard return. They already have King Felix and now Doug Fister is pitching like an All-Star. All they need is a little bit of offense and they could be contending for the World Series.

By the way, my uncle is not bald in that picture because that is like five years old.

Someone has to much fun on photo booth.

BUSY BUSY BUSY

So like 15 days ago I said I was going to post a lot more often... that turned out to be my last post till now. I forgot my password to my blog for a few days then it was the first week of school after spring break, then I had a really busy weekend. So its time to fulfill my promise. I should be posting everyday this week unless I forget the password again. LOL!

Sports top 5 topics - 1.UBALO JIMINEZ!!! (MLB) Is that how you spell his name. Well, if you watch baseball, you know who I'm talking about. The Colorado Rockies' pitcher threw the first no-hitter of the season friday.

2. BORING!!! (MLB) The St. Louis Cardinals and New York Mets played 20 innings friday night (and morning) until the Mets won 2-1. The game was scoreless until the 19th inning. Can you imagine watching that for 7 hours?!

3. NBA Playoffs. LeBron, Jamison, and the Cavilers go for their first Championship. . . but first they have to get past the Bulls, Celtics, Magic and maybe even Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. Oh yah, if you hate the NBA (like me) you can still boo the Lakers. Kobe is a jerk, Ron Artest is an

idiot, their coach is talking trash about OKC super-star Kevin Durant and THE LAKERS SUCK!

4. Who will win the Stanley Cup? I only pay attention to hockey during the Olympics and playoffs. Will the Washington Capitals win it this year? I hope so. They are the only hometown team that I cheer for.

5. Santonio to the Jets!?!? SuperBowl 43 hero Santonio Holmes was traded to the New York Jets for a... 5th round pick. He might have a bit of legal trouble but a 5th round pick!? WHATEVER.

My family just got two iPads. They are just like a giant iTouch but they almost never have to charge. They are pretty awesome.

Oh Yah... I got my haircut...

I am BACK

I am BACK EVERYONE!!!! Happy Easter and hopefully tomorrow is happy too! (Duke si playing Butler for the NCAA Championship! BEAT DUKE!!) I'm so happy to finally eat candy and play Madden after like 6 weeks.

RANDOM SUBJECT OF THE DAY (My new thing that I'm gonna do :)

HOT DOGS!!! - My new favorite food! I have always hated them and I always hated mustard until recently I started liking both (I don' know why) and i have about five or six hot dogs a week (NOT KIDDING) I usually slice it down the middle and broil it for like 10 minutes until its really crispy... I'll put a photo of my hot dog tomorrow :) I put mustard on the bun and then inside the crack I put in the hot dog. ITS SOO GOOD I HAD SIX IN ONE DAY ONCE!!!

LOL!! I'm gonna blog alot more often than I have lately... I have alot more time one my hands.

Happy Birthday OJ and KO Kid

Its OJ's Birthday today and uh, I forgot to right a post for KO Kids birthday. Happy 13th OJ!!! I didn't get you a present but just the fact that I AM YOUR BROTHER should be present enough.

And you, KO Jerk, Happy (belated) 17th Birthday. Congratulations on getting your license (Ko Kid is my chauffeur now, which equals a shorter life :) I didn't get you a present either (I never get anyone presents... I am selfish) but I gave you a role model... ME!!

I'm still expecting you guys to get me a present in June... a real one.

Happy Birthday!!!!

I can't 'snowboard'

This is kinda funny. My friend took this video in January. No I am not really mad when I am chasing him... its not like I have anger issues :)

Carolina Vs. Duke tomorrow... hopefully Carolina at least shows dignity...

Spring Training started this week for baseball CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON!!! GO MARINERS!!!

Hockey

Those stupid dirty Canadians >:|

New plan for the Tar-Heels basketball team.

That's it. They lost again. I REALLY CAN NOT WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR!!!! Then we will have the top prospect since LeBron James (His name is Harrison Barnes and thats right... people are comparing him to LEBRON JAMES), a real point guard and someone that can shoot three's without making you puke. Heres an idea of what they should do for the rest of this year.

1. Move Larry Drew to shooting-guard and DON'T LET HIM PASS

2. Take some of the JV team and replace them with Marcus Ginyard and Leslie McDonald.

3. Bribe the NCAA to let them have Shaq play point guard for them. Thats how bad Larry PHEW is.

GO HEELS