Happy Birthday tooooooooo...

UNCLE WALTER WART THE FREAKY FROG!!

My mom wrote 41 things that make my 41 year old uncle "awesome". Ha, "awesome". Well, I think I'll do my own list of things that make my uncle WHO HE IS.

I'm not gonna count the things because I don't think I have the attention span to do 41.

Here we go - You are BALD. (my mom used that about 40 times... out of her 41 things LOL)

- You are MY uncle. (could it get any amazing than that?)

- You do my bidding... maybe not.

- You can make anyone laugh. Even my mom. That is hard to do.

- You react to almost everything with a big smile... like the time we bought you glasses and diapers for your 4oth birthday or the time Abby stepped in dog poop and then somehow got it on your shirt...

- You like the Seahawks and Mariners. Unlike that pathetic excuse for an uncle that goes by Josh... I KID.

- You can annoy my mom. YAH!!

- You are just plain... WEIRD. Remember last year in Spokane when we were getting our photo taken... who's butt were you pinching again? Weirdo...

- You spend time with your family.

- You look scary when your walking around... you look like your about to kill somebody when you walk.

- You kind of look like Chris Daughtry... dang I have no pictures of my uncle!!!!

- You smell like a sweaty old man.

- You have an awesome goatee. I have to put some good things in...

- You are short.

- You have a big ego. You really should try to be humble, like me!

- You met Derek Jeter at a restaurant. At least thats what you told me...

- You never lie. OK yah, thats probably a lie.

- You are as mature as ME! You can take that either way.

- You are able to comment on my moms blog while you are at work...

- You should be able to comment on mine to!

- You do the best you can at everything... even if that is still pathetic.

- You are hilarious.

Happy 41st shorty!! Hope your day is great, and when you blow out those candles, maybe you should wish to be taller than your awesome nephew. Or for awesome hair like your nephew. Or maybe you can wish that Seattle can win something. Oh yah, while your at it, you may as well wish for a girafficorn (Unicorn and giraffe mixed) that is as intelligent as me and will poop out McDonald's employees and puke out chalupas. Just saying :)

You either agree with me or YOU ARE WRONG.

Psycho B is almost as funny as I am haha!

So far today, Psycho B has made me laugh almost nonstop. Just thought I would post two of the things he has said today.

1. Psycho B was whining ALOT and I couldn't get him to stop so I sat him on my lap and told him he would have to sit there until he was quite. HE WOULD NOT SHUT HIS MOUTH!!! So... I made him look straight at me and stare at this face for five minutes.

Yep, it worked really well, he was quite, except for an occasional whimper of fear... I was being completely silent and wasn't moving. Haha. So five minutes later, I dismissed him and while he was walking away, he turned, glared, and screamed "YOU STUPID JEWK! (I think he men't JERK) ALL YOU EVER DO IS SCARE PEOPLE AND POOP YOUR UGLY PANTS!!! GO AWAY JEWK!!" haha yep, he is a classy one.

About an hour later, I came down stairs and didn't see my dad smoking outside, so I asked Psycho B where dad was. His response?

"Dad? ohhhhh, well he is upstairs taking a BIG poop. Ya, it's probably really BIG!"

Ummmm, ok then. TMI!! Thank You Psycho B.

The only thing I hate more than Duke basketball is... DUKE FANS!

RAIN!!!

Never have I ever thought I would be happy to see rain. We have been in a LONG drought over the past two weeks or so and it FINALLY began to rain this morning... YEAH!!!

Well maybe not. This rain is already getting on my nerves because now there is NOTHING to do except for sit around until my friend across the street wakes up, and he usually is asleep until noon. Ugh.

I am supposed to go to Hershey Park on tuesday with my youth group, but the STUPID forecast says that there will be scattered thunderstorms. UGH!!!!! I'll be really bummed out if that is cancelled.

Well that is all for now, though I might write another post today if I am still bored.

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU JUST THREW THST OLD MAN DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!

Vacation recovery...

Sorry about my long break, I've been tired all week! I got back from vacation on Sunday night. I think I'll just describe my vacation today because I'm still kinda tired.

In february, KO KID and I qualified from Tae Kwon Do National Championships after we both placed in our first tournament. Nationals was held in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida this year and we had to check in on July 1st. So we headed out in our giant van on Monday, slept in North Carolina that night, and left for Orlando Tuesday.

On Wednesday, we went to SeaWorld. It was pretty fun, but I managed to lose my back pack that had about $100 and my iPod. Luckily, this was found at the Lost and Found, but soon after that I lost my day old sun glasses on a roller coaster. Kind of a frustrating day :(

We finally got to Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday (the 1st of July) and checked in. We had forms competition the following morning. Neither me nor Ko Kid placed. The way they did forms was they had two people do their form at the same time, and five judges would vote on who they thought did best. I won my first round, and in the second, four out of five judges voted for me, but they got my competitor and my name confused, and moved him on instead of me. We didn't find out what happened until it was to late.

Saturday morning was sparring competition. Ko Kid took first and I took a silver. 27 out of 30 competitors on our team (East Coast Martial Arts) medaled and we all took home the first place trophy.

It was a fun and tiring week and I don't think I described it very well but I'm tired and if you don't like it well... I don't know, just get a chalupa at Taco Bell.

I hate waking up and realizing I live with other people.

Psycho B is 4!

Guess who's birthday it is?!?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4rth PSYCHOOOOOOOO BBBBB!!!!!!!! In honor of your unbelievably old age, here are 4 things that make you awesome.

1. You are extremely smart! For example, when the USA was playing Ghana in soccer yeaterday, I pronounced Ghana "Gahana" and you quickly jumped in to tell me that it was "gana". You are already making me feel stupid.

2. You are funny! Whether it is about sports, me, your imaginary nemesis Tom, or star wars, you always manage to make me laugh at least once a day. Looks like you are following in my giant footsteps perfectly!

3. You can annoy anyone! I have always worried that nobody would have the fun chore of annoying my mom when I go away to college... but looks like that was unnecessary. Good job Psycho B!

4. You are very outgoing and friendly. Whether it be boy or girl, old or young, smart or stupid, pathetic or amazing, Carolina or Duke (OK not duke!) you manage to get along with anyone with your bubbly personality!! ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF YOU FOLLOWING MY FOOTSTEPS!!

Happy Birthday to my favorite bro!!

Don't worry, I got your back.

using you as a shield...

Looks like Psycho B won't be the baby of the family, because...

My mom has another on the way. Haha yeah! Me and Psycho B are both named after popes (should I capitalize that?) and if the baby is a boy, he will also. So hopefully he won't be named Pius, Sylvester, Simpilicius or something stupid. Oh ya, I do realize that I broke my promise that I would post on friday or saturday or whatever day, but we had some friends from South Carolina over for the weekend and they have 6 kids so that was a little crazy. I also have my godmother over and am getting ready for Steubenville which I leave for on friday. Plus I am serving a funeral mass for the pastor of our church's dad, who passed away thursday.

Have a nice day!!

If you don't like my opinion of you, YOU can always improve!

What have I been doing the past three weeks?!

I completely forgot about my blog haha. I'm just gonna write about what has been going on the last few weeks.

I finished my freshman year on tuesday!!!! Haha yes now no one can make fun of me... I hope. My favorite baseball player, Ken Griffey Jr. retired and so I am not paying to much attention to baseball right now. That really makes me mad because I never got to go to one of his games and I am going to a game when the Mariners visit the Orioles later this year. Also, it seems like every ten minutes that i'm in a public place, Stephen Strasburg is mentioned about two thousand times.

I got to see some friends from Georgia yesterday, because they are in town (idk why) and today we went to the zoo with them. My favorite part of the zoo was lunch... the double cheeseburger I bought was the second best burger i've ever tasted (behind Five Guys).

Next friday (the 18th) I am going on a three day retreat in Ohio with my church's youth group. Then when I get back on the 20th, which also happens to be Fathers Day AND my birthday, I'll only be home for a week before I head down to Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Tae Kwon Do Nationals.

Oh ya, I've decided that on every one of my posts from now on I'm going to type something completely random at the bottom... I don't know why but I just feel like doing that.

Ok hopefully I'll post tomorrow.

SHUT UP!! UNICORNS DO EXIST!!!!